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Friday fun
Haha, I found a link to this - quite fun to play with on a Friday afternoon! This is what I found out about myself.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Clivia! (Clivia comments: hmmm... no comments)
- Clivia is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Clivia. (Clivia comments: Oooh yes, I am so pale)
- If the annual Australian Clivia crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times! (Clivia comments: Am I that tall?)
- The fingerprints of Clivia are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene. (Clivia comments: Hmm, that can come in handy some time)
- Clivia can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour! (Clivia comments: Flying would be cool. But the commuter train seems to be faster)
- The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Clivia, and 400 times smaller! (Clivia comments: Are you insinuating something? Humph)
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Clivia has 7! (Clivia comments: What´s that supposed to mean?)
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Clivia with his left foot! (Clivia comments: Ouch!)
- You share your birthday with Clivia. (Clivia comments: Congrats, not even a month to go...)
- If you toss Clivia 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom. (Clivia comments: Never been god at statistics, but are you talking about my physical state on Monday mornings?)
1 comment:
Hilareous!!!
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